Bin Laden... Maybe!

Well, it's been a long time since I wrote in here but this picture made me laugh so much that I couldn't not talk about it....

Are you serious!!!??? I mean REALLY!!!! I could have done better with my "limited ability" with Paint....
I don't know how people could believe this shit!!! I mean, maybe they just wanted to make the news more credible and convincing so they thought about putting a fake picture with the "announcement".... OR everything is a big fat lie like it has always been...

But seriously, this photo is hilarious! And the best part is the beard under the ear! It looks SO fake!!! 

Guys... Lucky creatures!

Do you know how lucky guys are??? I mean seriously, do you realize how lucky you are!!

You don’t have to be perfect and neat and with a bright skin whenever you go out! You don’t have to take care of your hair and make it look shiny and nice and well done to not get fingers pointed at you telling how crazy your hair look like and asking if you have a comb at home or not!

These are really simple things, that some dudes could do… I mean put facial creams or put some gel to have a perfect “coiffure”! But you know what guys are really lucky to not have is makeup for example… They don’t have to stand in front of mirror for one hour to get their eyes makeup done! Or just to hide some pimples that popped in your face because you’ve got a facial wax! Oh yeah, and here to get to the most important phase of this article. I really envy guys when I have to wax… I mean I’d always think about the fact that they just have to shave their beard and mustache, which takes five minutes to be done, and knowing that they don’t have to shave anywhere else except some guys who shave their armpit and pubic hair, but anyways it still called SHAVING!! I’ve actually heard that there are some guys who shave their chests and shoulders if they’re hairy!..

But still you can’t compare that to WAXING!!

For women it’s kind of a ritual. Every week, month or two months which depends on the kind of skin you got… And according to that you should know how to wax or when to wax or use what to wax because it could lead to lots of skin problems and pimples and red dots popping in your face or even all over you body!!! Which is scaring sometimes. Not counting the fact that it’s painful as hell no matter how many times you do it you still will suffer every time you do it…

And what pisses me off the most is when guys notice some hair in the face of one girl and they start looking at her like “Ewwww! Doesn’t she shave!” I mean REALLY!! If all girls would shave we’ll be just like those guys with a stubble look… And then those guys don’t know that sometimes our facial hair should grow a bit so we can wax it! So knock it off, be thankful for what you’ve got, seeing a girl with a mustache for one day was never a nightmare! You should live in China then… Most of the girls there don’t shave (or wax) their mustache (or anywhere else)! So whenever you go in a bus or a subway you’ll fall in love with the first girl you see with no facial hair…!

Well something else, guys don’t have to deal with menstruation every month! Knowing that most of the girls have very painful menstrual period… And then periods comes with a mood changing, this is where every girl would fight over some stupid things with her partner while he’s screaming “what’s wrong with you!? Why are you acting weird these days?! What are you talking about!?” For god’s sake guys, this happens every month, it would be easier if you just memorize the dates and try to be calm and understanding while you’re making it worst by being ignorant…

Hmmmm… Well the next painful thing that guys are really lucky to not have is giving birth, labor and delivery… I’ve never been there but what I know and what friends and family are telling about it, it’s that it’s so damn painful! And then all this comes as a package as well… It’s nine months, with mood changing, body shape changing, weight changing… It’s kind of a metamorphose or something!! And there you go guys, you don’t have to go through that even though you’ve been part of the plan!!

And you know what else I envy guys about and it’s not just me, all girls do envy guys in this one… It’s sex! Guys, they always have orgasms… They can’t fake and they don’t have to!!! They’re like sex machines or something… They just have to imagine, touch, see or feel and then BOOM and they’re done!!

What the fuck!!!!!? I mean seriously, they always have orgasms! I’ve never seen a guy faking an orgasm… Does it even exist!!?? A “GFO”; Guys Faking Orgasms!!!!?? Actually, they can’t because we’ll know if they do… But in the meanwhile they would never guess if we fake or not…! That’s actually a good point for those of us who wants to sleep while their partner is horny…

I guess these are few things that guys are lucky to have or not have. Because out there, there are lots of other things that a girl or a woman should go through every day while a man can just avoid them or even other things that guys would never know that they exist if we don’t tell them about…

Sex's Nightmare!

What is the first thing you could possibly think about before having sex with your partner?

I mean whatever, it could be your wife, your girlfriend or even a girl you met in a bar two hours before banging her!

Do you ever think about the possibility of having a child! The possibility of getting the girl pregnant! Yeah I know maybe some of you out there would think that they can protect themselves and wear condoms or pills or whatever… But I guess you all know that a condom is 98 percent effective in preventing pregnancy when used consistently and correctly without counting the accident that may happen, like slipping or splitting, which means that it not really effective! There are those people who say “I will pull out in time” then I think they should know that Women can get pregnant from pre-ejaculate…

Okay! Actually I don’t know where I’m getting at but I wanted to talk about Abortion.. Today I saw this video about those tiny little kids that have been aborted and it’s not nice to see! I’m telling you! They’re tiny beautiful creatures with very small hands and feet but the problem is that they were cut into pieces… I mean it’s so cruel! I can’t imagine a mother having a child growing inside her for 2 or 3 months and then she says “you know what! I don’t want it anymore!” I mean REALLY!!! WTF is wrong with you girl!? Have you lost your mind or something!?? Because you should have made your mind before having sex with your guy or since the first month you didn’t have your period… Seriously I don’t know what’s wrong with those girls who go to the doctors and get so surprised when they find out that they’re pregnant in their third month!! Where were you in the first month to begin with!??!! Why getting surprised when you’re in the third month and when you didn’t have your period for 2 months before going to the doctor! Did she realize that there was something missing from her “every month’s” life!!!

I would really love to understand… But unfortunately, I can’t! I believe that Abortion is a crime. And I truly think that it should be illegal everywhere in the world because there are lots of people out there who don’t even care about being pregnant and they think even though they get pregnant they can “easily” get rid of the baby… Which is very sad actually! Do you know that after 6 weeks from the moment of conception (which is nearly 1 month and half) there is a visible heart beat!?! Which mean, when you abort, you are killing a human being! You can say that at 6 weeks it’s still a fetus but I’m sorry it’s not… He, what you call a fetus, is a baby… A human being in development… We all are developing in different stages of our lives! Starting with loosing teeth by age 6 or 7 and then being a teenager and then an adult which people consider as “stages” of life where we develop ourselves…

And what I really hate is when some of those people aborting would say “Oh! It was a mistake. And it’s just a fetus anyway so we can get rid of it” and most of the people who would say that are men!! So now hear me out, maybe you were a mistake to begin with, maybe if your mother got an abortion you wouldn’t be here anyway, you would have been a “cut in pieces fetus” or “dead 2 months baby”…

Anyway, I got really upset watching the video of those tiny babies cut in pieces after abortion…

Hey! Do you know that in Korea they start counting their age since the day of the conception! So a new born baby is already 9 months old in Korea…

Muammar Gaddafi… Really!!!

Gaddafi was always the crazy president or “leader” as he considers himself! He was always speaking in the name of freedom and democracy and against the wars happening in the world!

And what now!! I’m sure he’s crazy for real!! The man is killing his people and going on TV to say that he didn’t start using violence yet and that there are some “stupid” young people who are taking pills and going out in the streets terrifying the civilians.

Oh man, are you serious! People are going out in riots trying to get their freedom and get him out of the country and he’s saying that they’re just some addicted young fellas who are trying to steal and terrify civilians!!! And he’s speaking like nothing is going on while hundreds of people are dying in the street and he’s paying for African mercenaries to kill his own people…..

What the fuck Gaddafi! You’ve been a “leader” for 42 year and still want more???? Let the people breathe man! Just get out of there… Nobody loves you and nobody wants you there! Your own people are telling you to leave them alone!! I guess he has a problem with hearing…

Nosy People..

I’ve Always Wondered How Come There Are So Many Nosy And Snoopy People Out There!! I Mean Where Ever You Go There Is Always Somebody Who Wants To Know About What You’re Doing Or What Is In Your Mind Or Whatever Thing That Only Matters To You! I Mean, For God’s Sake, There Are Things That Anyone Of Us Doesn’t Want To Say Or Speak About Or Even More, Maybe This Person Doesn’t Want To Discus Her Stuff With Anybody Or Even Better Not With Nosy Fellas!!!  Is It Just Me Or Everybody Is Seeing That!!
Like Today For Example, There Was This Neighbor Who Saw Me Going Out Of My House And Was Running To Catch Me And When She Did, I Couldn’t Get Away Before Spending Ten Minutes Trying To Make Her Understand “Politely”  That It’s None Of Her Business To Ask Me Where Am I Going Or What Am I Doing And If I’m Working Or Not… And She So Pushy!! Wanting To Know Everything That Matters Only To Me…
Man!!! I’d Love  To Get To Their Heads One Day, Just To Know For What Are They Doing That!? Why!? I Know That Some People Would Do That Just Because They Care, I Mean Just To Show That They Care Enough About You And About What Ever Goes With You, But Frankly Some People Or Maybe Most Of Them Out There, They’re Just Trying To “Know”!! It’s Like A Disease! They Want To Know Everything And They Want To See Everything, And If Not, I Bet They Won’t Be Able To Sleep At Night lol
I Really Don’t Know How to React In Front Of This Kind Of People, Last Time I Was Running To Get Home Before I See Anybody.. Sometimes I Don’t Get Online Just Because I Don’t Want Any Of This Things Happening To Me!! I Love To Be Taking Care Of, Certainly Most Of People Do As Well, But Sometimes It Gets To A Point Where I Can’t Get Them Anymore Or The Way They Think Or The Questions They Ask With A Big Smile On Their Faces… Obviously, There Are Limits For Everything!!
Maybe Sometimes I Can Be Nosy Too!! I Don’t Go Prying Into The Affairs Of Others Of Course, But I Would Show That I Care For Them For Sure.. And It’s Just Because I Do Care So I Ask If They’re Doing Well Or If They Need Any Help!! So I Don’t Get Close To Giving Them Headaches!! And I Try To Change The Conversation Every Time I Feel That They Don’t Want To Talk Or Whatever… So I Guess I’m Not That Nosy Or Anything, It’s Just Caring About People I Love!!

Fireworks!!

Well do you know why Chinese people blow lots of fireworks in their New Year? I’ll tell you why! It’s because they think blowing fireworks will hunt the evil spirits, and that’s why they do it in front of their houses or their shops or anywhere they own! But then nowadays not everybody believes in that, I mean the young fellas don’t really believe in that but they’re doing it because it’s part of their traditions! Sometimes you can find a very young kid, like 3 or 4 years old trying to blow this tiny little firework and then he doesn’t get scared!!! I mean personally I freak out every time one of these things blow few miles away from me!! And then there are the other kind of people, the very old man or woman. I mean seriously!!! Are you trying to get yourself a heart attacks or something?! You can see them with their grand grand children teaching them how to blow fireworks and having fun hearing those blowing sounds for hours!!

Well I remember my first time to assist to a Chinese New Year in 2007, I was so annoyed and I couldn’t sleep! And when I went out to eat I didn’t find an open restaurant and then I was super scared because of those tiny little kids blowing those small fireworks under my feet!!! I really hated myself those days! And then even the bank was closed for few days and I had a lot of problems because I didn’t know that all of that would happen just because it’s the New Year and Spring Festival!!

But then my second time in China in 2009 I really enjoyed being there! I even blew fireworks and all of my friends did! Even the big beautiful fireworks! It was snowing and with the fireworks in the sky it was just amazing! We cooked and then we went out at night and we saw big fireworks shows in our way to the place we’re going and then everywhere was red because of those red fireworks that leave kind of red powder in the floor after blowing it!

Then my third time in 2010, I kind of got used to it so it was okay and I had fun with friends went to eat Chinese and then went out and like always enjoyed the fireworks show and had fun until the morning! But this time the only bad thing that happened is that I had to wait for a taxi, to walk and stand in the snow for more than half an hour…!! And when I finally surrendered and said well I’m going home there was a taxi coming on the way!

Oh yeah! There’s something I didn’t explain, that nobody is in the streets I mean the fact that the streets are kind of empty the day of the New Year! Actually, it’s just because Chinese families celebrate the New Year together so they’d go to visit each other and it’s kind of a family day and they eat together, they cook some traditional food and they have fun on a family reunion!!

So, if you like fireworks or if you want to see the biggest fireworks ever, just go to China and make sure to be on top of the highest building in the city in the New Year’s Eve so you can see the most beautiful fireworks show ever!! 

Who Am I!

Well I made this blog starting with talking about some Hollywood peoples! It’s just because I got a bit upset seeing all these stupid news and I wanted to let it out!

Anyway, this is the time where I should talk a bit about myself. I’m a Tunisian girl, never been prouder of who I am until the 14^th of January. I’ve actually been going out of country every now and then because of my studies. I’ve spent two years and half of my university studies in China, since my major is Chinese!

Yeah! I know that lots of people are wondering why Chinese or from Tunisia to China that’s a long run! It’s true, somehow it’s a very long run and a lot of people from my country don’t even know that there are people who speak Chinese or even studying Chinese.

Hmmmm I’m guessing I’d be writing more about my little experience and about how I lived there as a foreigner! But what I would say for the moment is that life there is just GREAT! And anybody will just love it and will enjoy being there whether they speak Chinese or not! Just make sure to get your own China Guide ;)