Guys... Lucky creatures!

Do you know how lucky guys are??? I mean seriously, do you realize how lucky you are!!

You don’t have to be perfect and neat and with a bright skin whenever you go out! You don’t have to take care of your hair and make it look shiny and nice and well done to not get fingers pointed at you telling how crazy your hair look like and asking if you have a comb at home or not!

These are really simple things, that some dudes could do… I mean put facial creams or put some gel to have a perfect “coiffure”! But you know what guys are really lucky to not have is makeup for example… They don’t have to stand in front of mirror for one hour to get their eyes makeup done! Or just to hide some pimples that popped in your face because you’ve got a facial wax! Oh yeah, and here to get to the most important phase of this article. I really envy guys when I have to wax… I mean I’d always think about the fact that they just have to shave their beard and mustache, which takes five minutes to be done, and knowing that they don’t have to shave anywhere else except some guys who shave their armpit and pubic hair, but anyways it still called SHAVING!! I’ve actually heard that there are some guys who shave their chests and shoulders if they’re hairy!..

But still you can’t compare that to WAXING!!

For women it’s kind of a ritual. Every week, month or two months which depends on the kind of skin you got… And according to that you should know how to wax or when to wax or use what to wax because it could lead to lots of skin problems and pimples and red dots popping in your face or even all over you body!!! Which is scaring sometimes. Not counting the fact that it’s painful as hell no matter how many times you do it you still will suffer every time you do it…

And what pisses me off the most is when guys notice some hair in the face of one girl and they start looking at her like “Ewwww! Doesn’t she shave!” I mean REALLY!! If all girls would shave we’ll be just like those guys with a stubble look… And then those guys don’t know that sometimes our facial hair should grow a bit so we can wax it! So knock it off, be thankful for what you’ve got, seeing a girl with a mustache for one day was never a nightmare! You should live in China then… Most of the girls there don’t shave (or wax) their mustache (or anywhere else)! So whenever you go in a bus or a subway you’ll fall in love with the first girl you see with no facial hair…!

Well something else, guys don’t have to deal with menstruation every month! Knowing that most of the girls have very painful menstrual period… And then periods comes with a mood changing, this is where every girl would fight over some stupid things with her partner while he’s screaming “what’s wrong with you!? Why are you acting weird these days?! What are you talking about!?” For god’s sake guys, this happens every month, it would be easier if you just memorize the dates and try to be calm and understanding while you’re making it worst by being ignorant…

Hmmmm… Well the next painful thing that guys are really lucky to not have is giving birth, labor and delivery… I’ve never been there but what I know and what friends and family are telling about it, it’s that it’s so damn painful! And then all this comes as a package as well… It’s nine months, with mood changing, body shape changing, weight changing… It’s kind of a metamorphose or something!! And there you go guys, you don’t have to go through that even though you’ve been part of the plan!!

And you know what else I envy guys about and it’s not just me, all girls do envy guys in this one… It’s sex! Guys, they always have orgasms… They can’t fake and they don’t have to!!! They’re like sex machines or something… They just have to imagine, touch, see or feel and then BOOM and they’re done!!

What the fuck!!!!!? I mean seriously, they always have orgasms! I’ve never seen a guy faking an orgasm… Does it even exist!!?? A “GFO”; Guys Faking Orgasms!!!!?? Actually, they can’t because we’ll know if they do… But in the meanwhile they would never guess if we fake or not…! That’s actually a good point for those of us who wants to sleep while their partner is horny…

I guess these are few things that guys are lucky to have or not have. Because out there, there are lots of other things that a girl or a woman should go through every day while a man can just avoid them or even other things that guys would never know that they exist if we don’t tell them about…

Sex's Nightmare!

What is the first thing you could possibly think about before having sex with your partner?

I mean whatever, it could be your wife, your girlfriend or even a girl you met in a bar two hours before banging her!

Do you ever think about the possibility of having a child! The possibility of getting the girl pregnant! Yeah I know maybe some of you out there would think that they can protect themselves and wear condoms or pills or whatever… But I guess you all know that a condom is 98 percent effective in preventing pregnancy when used consistently and correctly without counting the accident that may happen, like slipping or splitting, which means that it not really effective! There are those people who say “I will pull out in time” then I think they should know that Women can get pregnant from pre-ejaculate…

Okay! Actually I don’t know where I’m getting at but I wanted to talk about Abortion.. Today I saw this video about those tiny little kids that have been aborted and it’s not nice to see! I’m telling you! They’re tiny beautiful creatures with very small hands and feet but the problem is that they were cut into pieces… I mean it’s so cruel! I can’t imagine a mother having a child growing inside her for 2 or 3 months and then she says “you know what! I don’t want it anymore!” I mean REALLY!!! WTF is wrong with you girl!? Have you lost your mind or something!?? Because you should have made your mind before having sex with your guy or since the first month you didn’t have your period… Seriously I don’t know what’s wrong with those girls who go to the doctors and get so surprised when they find out that they’re pregnant in their third month!! Where were you in the first month to begin with!??!! Why getting surprised when you’re in the third month and when you didn’t have your period for 2 months before going to the doctor! Did she realize that there was something missing from her “every month’s” life!!!

I would really love to understand… But unfortunately, I can’t! I believe that Abortion is a crime. And I truly think that it should be illegal everywhere in the world because there are lots of people out there who don’t even care about being pregnant and they think even though they get pregnant they can “easily” get rid of the baby… Which is very sad actually! Do you know that after 6 weeks from the moment of conception (which is nearly 1 month and half) there is a visible heart beat!?! Which mean, when you abort, you are killing a human being! You can say that at 6 weeks it’s still a fetus but I’m sorry it’s not… He, what you call a fetus, is a baby… A human being in development… We all are developing in different stages of our lives! Starting with loosing teeth by age 6 or 7 and then being a teenager and then an adult which people consider as “stages” of life where we develop ourselves…

And what I really hate is when some of those people aborting would say “Oh! It was a mistake. And it’s just a fetus anyway so we can get rid of it” and most of the people who would say that are men!! So now hear me out, maybe you were a mistake to begin with, maybe if your mother got an abortion you wouldn’t be here anyway, you would have been a “cut in pieces fetus” or “dead 2 months baby”…

Anyway, I got really upset watching the video of those tiny babies cut in pieces after abortion…

Hey! Do you know that in Korea they start counting their age since the day of the conception! So a new born baby is already 9 months old in Korea…